it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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