And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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