Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
