Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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