I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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