I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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