David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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