road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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