Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Terrible idea I love it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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