so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
