i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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