Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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