So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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