i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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