would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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