no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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