You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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