are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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