it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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