We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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