Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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