We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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