dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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