susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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