I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
