I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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