Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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