Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Tx_Lurk hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here

Fav 3 1171 791
share tweet
(251): View more from Alabama

There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.

Fav 17 6271 2060
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(336): View more from North Carolina

We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

Fav 14 1789 5808
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

(757): View more from Virginia

Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

Fav 8 3097 1082
share tweet
(714): View more from California

Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.

Fav 4 1051 2818
share tweet
(831): View more from California

I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.

Fav 5 1109 770
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field

Fav 3 569 736
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(785): View more from Kansas

Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.

Fav 4 509 1025
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night

Fav 0 52 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT