What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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