Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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