Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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