I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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