he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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