Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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