why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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