What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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