I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dicks are not precious.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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