So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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