I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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