he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I FOUND THE LEGS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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