Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize