I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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