I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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