There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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