I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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