are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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