Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Found the puke drawer
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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