he shaved USA in his pubs
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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