Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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