"it" just moved
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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