So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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