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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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