windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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