How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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